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Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Below is a brief summary of the non-events. (For those who haven't been keeping up with the breakneck pace, "Anna" has re-connected with a past love, and the two of them are headed towards gettin' their freak on at their class reunion.)
Dr. Brian: "Anna freakin' Tieg! Slap on a little Brut, buy her a couple sloe gin fizzes, and the next thing she'll see will be the ceiling of room 237 of the Days Inn out on Route 419!"
Anna appears to posess the world's smallest steering wheel. Perhaps she's driving a low-rider. This is SoCal, after all! Meanwhile, take a look at the painting behind Dr. Brian's head. TOLD ya that the good doctor is staying at a Days Inn. Here's a closer look:
Finally, the lovers meet:
Does Dr. Brian look a little...twitchy? There's just something a little odd in his posture here.
Look out -- Dr. Brian's breaking out the big guns! As if the Brut and the sloe gin wasn't enough -- he's now resorting to quoting 70's new-agey schlockmeister Richard Bach. (I found a whole page full of Bach Schlock -- enjoy! Hopefully you too can use these quotes to get laid at your class reunion.)
"Allergies -- and the fact that I've found the only man in Santa Royale with the courage to wear something other than a blue suit!"
Let's check in and see what Tommy the Meth Dealer has to say about this latest turn of events. Tommy?
In closing, here's a scene from the touching Christmas Eve entry. Feel free to use the "comments" tool below to suggest what Mary and Dr. Cory are thinking in this panel:
Longtime Platonic Friend of Mary's Who Wants the Relationship to Go Further but She Doesn't, and Whose Name Escapes Me at the Moment: "Hey! Christmas Eve! Maybe I'm gettin' lucky!"
Mary: "I wonder if he's giving me a new bundt pan this year! Maybe the one shaped like a cathedral!"
Posted by: Anne | January 05, 2005 at 08:24 AM
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Posted by: Joe | January 05, 2005 at 08:59 AM
Others have captioned the Mary-Dr. Cory better than I, but I've just noticed: not only are all the other men at the reunion wearing electric blue suits, but Tommy's Members Only jacket and Dr. Cory's casual Christmas blazer are the exact same iridescent color. Do the stingy bastards who run the King Features coloring sweatshop buy one shade of each major color? "More electric blue, mule!"
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Dr. C - "Ahhhh, I love the smell of Poli-Grip in the morning".
Mary - "I wonder if this coffee will stain my dentures?"
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Doesn't it seem strange that the dancers all look like Brian. Too creepy.
Posted by: Bill Peschel | January 05, 2005 at 12:33 PM
Mary: "Will my layered clothing prevent him from knowing that I just soiled myself?"
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Posted by: Hubris | January 05, 2005 at 05:15 PM
Dr. Cory: "Thanks for that, Mary. I hope that tea calms your nerves and helps you off to a sound sleep."
Mary: "Only if this anesthetizes rubbed raw flesh. May you burn in the fires of Hades, makers of Levitra...!"
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Him: I wonder if she noticed I slipped her a mickey in her coffee...
Her: I just noticed how much these curtains need washing!
Posted by: Sarah | January 06, 2005 at 09:05 AM
Him: Actually, I will have another cup of coffee!
Her (thinking): Hmm. He never has another cup of coffee at home ... Good Lord! Has all of the "Peaches & Herb" music in the preceding strips caused him to go insane?
Posted by: Tube City | January 06, 2005 at 01:57 PM
Dr. Cory: "...really Mary, a little botox, a snip here and there...you really could use it. You sleep with me and it won't cost you a thing."
Mary: "Well, I guess it couldn't hurt..."
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